Kourtney Kerelation provides a piquant account of her time spent working at San Gold in verse form.
For the summer months I needed a good job I’m not a bit Italian So I couldn’t join a mob I have a huge father So I couldn’t be a stripper So I came to San Gold To be your guys’ nipper They put me with my father And a lot of other men There’s Derek, Ron and Angel Nelson, Pony and Len They put me with some Newfie To show me around the site It was hard to understand him Because he doesn’t say his words right He showed me what I was driving A tractor called a cat Said we were headin’ to the ‘inge And to remember my ‘ard ‘at I was nervous at first Had no clue about mining I expected rocks to be sparkly With gold, they’d be shining But that’s not the way it was The gold isn’t everywhere IT’s dark, scary and wet And it stinks like shit down thereI went down anyway Cause I wanted to make mad cash I realized if I wanted to blend in I needed a big moustache The mine was confusing It sure baffled this lady Wait, did you 8890 Or 8980?!? It was so dark I could hardly see I swear some of those walls Jumped out in front of me A few of those dents are mine This to you I confess The only thing I had going for me Is that I’d pass the piss test 9550 isn’t stocked up And 8790 is too far Brought the boys resin When they were looking for rebar I didn’t wanna come back I felt like a tool Dad said I had to He wouldn’t pay for school But I’m glad I came back It woulda been a loss I now know what rebar is And I drive that cat like a boss
Now I swear like a miner With tobacco stuffed lips And when I play poker I leave with all the chips I had a great summer A memory it will stand Got proposed to so many times I can’t count on two hands Not only was I lucky enough To have a wonderful crew But I was with both C & D So I got to have two But summer time is over I’ve got to say goodbye I’ve never concentrated so hard On trying not to cry Someone’s gotta take over my duties In this San Gold plantation Just clean up after all your boys And put flowers in the refuge stations Someone’s gotta help the environmentalists With the saving of the earth And someone’s gotta decorate the safety room On Paul’s date of birth Don’t forget to give James a hard time About having no hair I love all you buttheads Take care down there <3 – by Kourtney Kerelation
Comments
Umashankar
nice to hear a woman taking challenging jobs, all the best